On the video: Jim Carrey accepting award telepathically


Ahahah I love that stand up


On the video:
Jim Carrey‘s stand up: Canada

 

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I grew up in Canada.

You know I used to get real upset when I told people down in Las Angeles, because I always got the same response. ‘Canada? Wow, must’ve been cold.’ I used to try to explain to them the four different seasons, but now I find it alot more funner to go along with them:

“‘Yes, Canada. It was a frozen, hostile, wasteland. And there was much work to be done, if we were to survive the elements. After boring a hole through the ice to find food. My good friend Mantook and I, would build an Igloo to protect ouselves from polar bears and flying hokey pucks. Then we would drink alot of beer, and when Mantook was ready, he would tell me the story of the Great Moose, who said to the little squirrel ‘Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.”

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